jokeKing logo
avatar spacemouse21 2 mon.ago

I dislike my chair with three broken legs.

In fact, I can’t stand it.

dadjoke

clean dad joke

162
13
Recommend Jokes

Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

funny dad jokes

funny dad jokes
1. What does executioner say to condemned man at the gallows?

Keep your head up

2. Asian girls have the weirdest names I was fucking one she kept on saying im tu yung

3. How did Hitlers kids die?

They took the wrong train to grandma.

4. what's the difference between a tray and an orphan?

the tray gets picked

5. Yo mamma so ugly she gave Chuck Norris nightmares.

6. What's the difference between your wife and your job

Your job still suck's after 5 year's

7. What is the benefit of being underweight?

Ceiling fan can easily bear your weight

8. Poem to break news about Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Ones of your brothers has cancer Hey, now it's just not you!

9. Why do black people have nightmares?

Because they shot the only one with a dream

10. What do you call a crowd full of black people?

An auction

more jokes Here waiting for you

best dad jokesjokes for adult
Welcome to Joker King – Your Daily Dose of Happiness!

Here, we’ve gathered the funniest dad jokes, jokes for kids, funny jokes, witty comebacks, and hilarious memes from across the web. Whether you need stress relief, a quick laugh, or the perfect icebreaker for social situations, we’ve got you covered!

Feeling down? Click in—guaranteed smiles! 😆