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2 mon.agobut when it winds around a curve, one of the cows falls out of the back of the truck, down the ravine. What do you call that cow? A misteak.
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"Hello, you've got through to the doctors. This is Mary speaking, how can I help?" "Owen Ung," says the man. "Hello Owen," replies the receptionist, "let me just check your profile. Oh--" she stops, "nothing is coming up. Can you just clarify your name for me?" "Owen Ung!" the man reiterates. "No..nothing on the record. I advise you to visit us personally, that way we can arrange a suitable date. How does that sound?" The man hangs up the phone. His wife walks in and says, "So Tom, did you get an appointment for your swollen tongue?"
He told me to ask wesley snipes
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Both are used to treat head problems.
Complex Dad Joke. If you didn't find that funny that's because the joke part was imaginary.
He said he was down.
Because when 8 falls asleep, it’s forever.
Context: I have a very strong resemblance to my mother’s side of the family. All my life I’ve been getting comments from maternal side relatives about how like I am to my mother and grandmother. Anyway, one time my two maternal aunts were visiting. One of them looked at me and sighed, “You have your granny’s skin.” Then she started to giggle and said, “Give it back.”
but I'm clean now.
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