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How do you make a witch itch?

Take out the w.

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1. yo mama so fat she walks italic

2. Yo momma so fat she needed 2 gods to be created

3. YoMama’s a cheap hooker who works the corner by McDonald’s. We call her quarter poundher.

4. Essential equipment for getting lucky in Europe: Condom - Essential equipment for getting lucky in America: Condom, Rope amd Harness

>!Because Americans eat too much Pizza and Chocolate!<

5. Me and my brother used to always argue over who was taller

Now it's definitive that I'm at least 6 feet taller than him.

6. If an Ant was the same size as a man who would be better at sex

>!The Ant because it can climb up a woman/man no matter their size.!<

7. Yo mama so hairy everyone calls her pussy Sasnatch

8. Have you heard about the new documentary called “Constipation”?

It hasn’t come out yet.

9. What do you call jail and prison in Russia?

Life and Death.

10. Yo mama is so bad at cooking.

Yo mama is so bad at cooking that the smoke alarm sends her a "Let's not do this again" text every time she enters the kitchen. :)

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