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People tell me I’m condescending.

That means I talk down to people.

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1. My wife asked if I could pick up our kid from school today and take them to the park to play on the playground. I said , “Yeah….

I should be able to swing it!”

2. How can you tell if a joke is truly a dad joke?

It’s apparent.

3. What do you call a permanent marker the color of kidney stones?

A sharp pee.

4. What did Scar say when the mechanic fixed his car horn?

"Beep repaired."

5. My friend likes to cause a seen by going up to his loft and playing the bongos very loudly.

It’s a little drum-attic.

6. What do you call an atom bomb in Hawaii?

A nukulele

7. An elderly woman walked into a pet store.

"I want to buy a canary, but it's got to be a good singer. I've got plenty of cash, but I'm only paying for a good singer." The shop owner began moving a ladder towards a small cage on a shelf about fifteen feet up, near the ceiling of the store. "Ma'am, I've been in this business for forty years and the best singer I've ever heard is in that cage." "Don't think I'm going to feel obligated to pay for something I don't want just because you're climbing up a ladder like a monkey. I want a canary, but it's got to be a singer." By this point, the shop keeper was coming down the ladder. "Ma'am, this bird is a veritable feathered Caruso!" He placed the cage on the counter and the bird burst into melody after melody. Awed, the woman murmured, "Why, he is a good singer." Suddenly she screamed, "Hey, this bird's only got one leg!" The pet store owner was unperturbed. "Lady, what do you want, a singer or a dancer?"

8. If you think Thursdays are depressing,

wait two days. It will be a sadder day.

9. Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: mirrors mostly

10. Mr. Coffee says the craziest things

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