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1. What beef only comes in 2, 3, 5, 7, or 11 ounce portions?

Prime Rib!

2. I had a dream last night that I was cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper.

I was dicing with death. (Tim vine)

3. Four words you never want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson

“I’m not Willie Nelson”

4. What do you call a wedding between two female horses?

A mare-age.

5. I cheated on my Hispanic girlfriend and she left me stunned.

I guess next time I should wait till August, I sat her down and explained what I did, and all she kept yelling back was “why July, why July.” Guess I just have bad timing.

6. Trips

So I always get asked if I have any trips planned. My response is always "No, any trips are always unplanned. But they always result in me falling flat on my face"

7. At the playground no one would share their sand for my castle.

How inconsilicate!

8. Where can you find a Spanish robot?

Madroid

9. What will heavy machinery do to a farm girl?

A tractor.

10. I like my girls like I like my coffee

I don't like coffee

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