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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

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1. Kids

There's nothing wrong with kids that reasoning with them won't aggravate.

2. Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Virginia Sheep

3. What do you call a vampire that won’t mind his own business?

Noseyferatu!

4. See that cemetery over there?

Everyone’s dying to get in

5. Why are beta blockers such funny meds?(For medical dads)

They all end in lol!

6. For his birthday, I gave my friend a brand new boat.

Apparently he didn't like it. He told me "this thing rocks!"

7. Why are hurricanes commonly named after women?

Because when they come they are wet and wild, and when they go they take your house and car

8. I told my doctor that every time I get out of my car, I realize I’ve run over one of my boys.

He said, “sounds like you’ve got Parkinson’s”

9. A police officer stopped a motorist for driving

too fast in poor visibility. He asked the driver: “What would you do if Mr Fog came down suddenly?” The driver replied sarcastically: “I’d put Mr Foot on Mr Brake.” “Let me start again,” sighed the policeman. “What would you do if mist or fog came down suddenly?”

10. What's the most important position in a community of cannibals?

Human resources.

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