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I don’t always change the subject.

I like puppies.

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Because they don't like shocks.

2. I owe my bookie $30k, and my son just got into a prestigious HCBU

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3. Did you hear about the new study by the Institute of Unfinished Research?

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4. My neighbor invited me over to see if I would mind if he planted a pear tree in his yard near our property dividing line. "It typically can grow up to 18-20 feet," he told me.

Confused, I asked him, "Why wouldn't you get one that grows pears instead?"

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6. My girlfriend said I always avoid confrontation and act like a smartass.

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8. A naked man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back. "I am a turtle," he says.

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