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What’d ya call it when a mathematician gets tagged-out at 3rd base?

A rounding error.

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1. A gingerbread man went to the doctor’s office complaining of a sore knee.….

When being examined, the doctor asked “Have you tried icing it yet?”

2. Son: “Mom, can I have $50?” Mom: “Does it look like I’m made of money?”

Son: “Well, isn’t that what M, O, M stands for?”

3. Yo mama so stupid

She sits on the TV and watches the couch

4. Do you have some issues?

Here is a tissue

5. Yo Mama So White

The SUN can't even look at HER directly

6. Luigi Mangione didn't kill himself

oh... i'm a little too early

7. Ok, I got a good one:

Yo mama so ugly, even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her.

8. What's Santa Claus's favorite type of potato chip?

Crisp Pringles……

9. What do you call an attractive fruit?

A fine apple.

10. Did you hear about the short psychic who escaped from prison?

The APB is for a small medium at large.

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