It's a buff-et. They sell beef strongenough and apples with super strong cores to fill your appletite.
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It was thought for food.
Ouch. How bad do you wanna bet the concussion is?
Me: (handing baby back to him) Bring me the one my wife made
She asks me "What ear is it?" I look at her like she's an idiot and say "1999?" (Actually happened to me)
They all dialog
I feel like I've been hung up to dry.
That’s because it obstructing the peas
A woman of purchasable virtue leans into the man's car displaying her ample wares and short skirt. She tells him huskily that she can fulfill his wildest fantasy for only $200, but he has to say it in just three words. He asks, "anything I want?" "Yes" she purrs. "Paint my house."
But I'm worried she might think that I'm just after my money
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