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Did you hear about the new restaurant for body builders?

It's a buff-et. They sell beef strongenough and apples with super strong cores to fill your appletite.

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2. I just ate my computer.

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3. A guy walks into a bar…

Ouch. How bad do you wanna bet the concussion is?

4. Doctor: (handing me my new born baby) I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it

Me: (handing baby back to him) Bring me the one my wife made

5. I went to the doctor with an ear infection

She asks me "What ear is it?" I look at her like she's an idiot and say "1999?" (Actually happened to me)

6. Did you know trees talk to each other?

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7. I've just been fired from my job as a manager of a laundromat

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8. Did you know it’s illegal for someone to stop peas from rolling down a hill?

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9. A man in a convertible is stuck in traffic

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