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1. I cleaned my room.

Now I can’t find anything.

2. Wife's birthday

I've been sick, yesterday was the wife's birthday. I served the cake, started eating it, had a coughing fit. My daughter asked if I was OK. I said "of course iam ok, I'm the only one that got caoughy cake."

3. How do you know which sex newborn cattle are?

You attend the gender re-veal party…

4. And then there was that gassy Russian,

Vladimir Tootin

5. Why did the farmer offer to help the musician?

Because he heard that's who has the sickest beets in town...

6. What did the pepperoni say to the pizza?

Sliced to meet you.

7. What do you call an allium that has a good flow?

A rapscallion.

8. No one else has a pig call like mine.

It’s sooie generis.

9. What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip!

10. Q: What is the best song to play in a glory hole?

Another prick in the wall

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