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Do songbirds look down on hummingbirds

Because they don't know the words?

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1. What was the name of King Arthur's knight who famously suffered from tuberculosis?

Sir Coughsalot

2. My daughter came up with this:

My father used to beat me. Then I got better at backgammon.

3. What do you call two Kia's that have found true love?

SOUL-mates

4. Superman was flying around patrolling the city,

when he noticed Wonder Woman sunbathing naked on a rooftop, squirming around appearing aroused, and he thought to himself "I wonder if I flew down there with my super speed and banged her real quick she wouldn't even realise what happened?" So he circled back to the rooftop flew down with his Super Speed and "Woosh! Bam-Bam! Woosh!" had his way with her, zipping away before she even noticed. Wonder Women goes "WTF was that!!!??" And the Invisible Man goes, "Fucked if I know, but my arss is sore!!!"

5. Did you hear the joke about the dull knife?

It was pointless.

6. Starbucks customer: “This coffee is terrible! It tastes like mud.”

Barista: “Of course it does. It was fresh ground this morning.”

7. A triangle man sees a triangle woman.

The triangle man notices that the triangle woman has two sides and one angle that measure the exact same as his own corresponding parts. He thought that, surely, they were congruent triangles. He almost had a thing for her, until he realized they, in fact, were not meant for each other. Why? She had no A-S-S.

8. “Dad, I finally figured out what’s wrong with my brain….

There is nothing left on the right side, and nothing is right on the left side.” Courtesy of my twelve year old daughter.

9. A man walks into the psychiatrist wrapped completely in Saran Wrap

The Doctor said, I can clearly see your nuts....

10. What do do you call a woman who destroys her outstanding bills??

Bernadette

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