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My great grandfather invented the cold air balloon

It never really took off

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1. Did you hear about the construction worker accidentally sat in fresh cement he just laid?

He got a little behind in his work!

2. How did the dog get all A's on its report card?

It was the teacher's pet.

3. Now that the Pope has passed away, what happens next?

A new one popes up.

4. What do French hedgehogs see on Groundhog Day?

Their chateau.

5. Why doesn't it hurt if someone throws a can of Coke at your head?

Because it's a soft drink.

6. Am I ready to be a Dad?

Someone commented "I completely agree". I replied back "Hi completely agree. I am Mo".

7. I applied to be the next pope

Fingers crossed!! Whoops, I mean crucified!

8. Back in the glory days of the Roman Republic they had six Vestal Virgins who served the goddess Vesta.

One year several of them died of a plague, and it was essential that the number be brought back up to 6 so the various rites could be performed lest the Republic fall. Once the plague was over riders were sent to the four directions of the wind plus two to find replacements who had been born at the same moment the previous vestal virgins had died. When the riders returned they found they’d had brought back one too many. The recruits drew straws and the one with the short straw was free to go her way. But now here she was hundreds of miles—sorry, thousands of stadia—from home, with nothing to do. Being an enterprising young thing she started an olive oil company and grew it into the largest woman-owned business in the whole Republic. She sold only first-pressed, cold-pressed oil. People loved it and she named her company “Extra Virgin Olive Oil."

9. What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat?

He hits a gnome run

10. What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?

What’s the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather; kinky is using the whole chicken.

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