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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?"

"Supplies!"

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1. Which US state is surprised to see you and continues to act perplexed?

Ohio

2. What's the difference between a nephew and cancer

My Uncle didn't beat cancer.

3. What did the judge say to the murderous bread dough?

Will the defendant please rise?

4. Two guys walked into a bar

The third guy ducked

5. What do Frosty The Snowman and Smokey The Bear have in common?

Their middle name.

6. What is black and white, and red all over?

A newspaper…

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What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A nun falling down the stairs.

8. I have a chicken-proof lawn.

Its impeccable.

9. The two most important unwritten rules of life.

1. 2.

10. Do you know who the most famous phlebotomist was?

Dr. Acula

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