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Why should you never throw false teeth at a vehicle?

You might denture car.

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1. Did you hear about the politician backed by a cream cheese company?

He ran a schmear campaign.

2. Does anyone know the address of the vein clinic?

I can’t remember exactly where it is but I think it’s Varicose.

3. What does a spider made of butter live on?

A corn on the cob-web!

4. Yo mama so old..

That she witnessed the sun being born.

5. What do you call a trivial falsehood?

A faketoid.

6. What's 5 Q + 5 Q?

10 Q. You're welcome.

7. I heard of a basketball player that hooked up with his ex-girlfriend recently after they broke up.

They had rebound sex.

8. A baseball dad joke

Q: What would you expect from a baseball player who brings a tube of toothpaste to the plate? A: >!The squeeze play.!<

9. My wife asked me if I was certain I wanted her to stitch and hem my clothing.

I said "yes, no, maybe sew."

10. My grandpa once told me, 'When people are mean to you, just kill them with kindness.' I thought that was sweet advice

Until I found out Kindness is the name of his gun.

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