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What’s the difference between a wrecking truck and one of your socks?

The truck can hold one tow. Your sock can hold five toes.

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1. Our neighbor is very anti-social…

…The sign on his door says: “doorbell not working please don’t knock.”

2. A newlywed husband thought he had caveman scenarios well figured out...

...until his wife asked him innocently, "Fancy swingers game night after dinner?" His eyebrow-raising reply, "As long as Tarzan remembers his pants!"

3. What do you call a tired vegetable?

A has-bean

4. a man tried selling me a coffin yesterday

thats the last thing i need

5. Why does the Pope rely on the Swiss Guard?

Because, like their cheese, they're holy. Too soon?

6. I made some butterscotch custard for my family, but I added too much salt….

It was off pudding.

7. why did the newspaper blush?

it saw the comic strip

8. What do you call a deer with its eyes poked out?

No eye deer!

9. My wife always complains that I'm selfish and don't give my kids anything

Found out today she was right, didn't even give them my genes

10. 100 people are standing single file. A professional boxer goes down the row and hits each one with a jab.

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