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Did you hear that horses running in a V formation can cross large bodies of water?

It's the neigh-v

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1. Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in America, she went all the way through China

2. Yo mama so FAT when she jumped into the water, that was the lore of the Waterworld movie.

3. How much does it cost Santa Claus to park his sleigh?

Nothing. It’s on the house.

4. What does Santa tech his helpers?

Elfabet

5. What’s the most popular Christmas wine?

“But I don’t like Brussels sprouts!”

6. Why do bulls make terrible salesmen?

They charge too much.

7. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

8. My kid asked me what the 9th letter of the alphabet was.

...and I was right!

9. Yo mama so frickin' old her memory went back to when they were all FISH.

10. Patient says to the doctor: “Doctor, I have this ringing in my ear….”

The doctor replies: “Then whatever you do, don’t answer it.”

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