Yo mama’s so slow, she went to a snail race and came in third… behind a rock and a tree. Then she asked the tree for directions to the finish line, but the rock told her it was still 10 minutes away, so she had to wait for the snail to take a nap before she could catch up
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what sound does 420 day make? . . . . Bong!
But unfortunately there's no Time!
It gets discharged. 🙂↕️
He stored them in his camel lot.
The long-winded congressman said to his colleague, "Did you notice how my voice filled the House chamber this afternoon?" "Most certainly," the man replied. "And did you notice how a lot of members left to make room for it?"
He Dwayne's his Johnson.
A chicken tender.
The first man says, "Wow, I'd like a piece of that!" The second man says, "Me too!" The third man says, "Me three!" The cat says, "Me ow!"
Ten. You need ten ants.
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