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1. I woke up today laughing

I think I slept funny

2. I tried to convince my friend I was made of Leather

Alas, he wasn’t suede by my argument…

3. I don’t like songs in Em

They give me the E B G B’s

4. Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the alphabet was...

it was a complete guess but I was right

5. How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

One to fetch the ladder. One to go back to the hardware store to get the right bulb. One to look up and say “uh huh.” And the rest to stand around debating charcoal vs. gas.

6. A woman goes to a hematologist.

The hematologist says, “I’m sorry ma’am, I can’t see you. You need to be seen by the shematologist.”

7. How do you cheer up a Blue Whale?

You tell a killer whale joke!

8. I seek out brands of tuna NOT labeled as "dolphin safe"

I'm hoping to give my life more porpoise

9. What is Bigfoot's favorite exercise?

Sasquats.

10. What do you call a muslim rat?

A Mouselim

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