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I use to work as chair tester.

I got fired for doing a stand up job.

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1. TIL If you run a zoo, you can't ever leave a koala alone. There must be at least two of them in their enclosure at all times.

That's the bear minimum.

2. I love looking at Astronomy Images

They're out of this world.

3. The behind the scenes of the current election of the new Pope is now available on streaming

It's a PayPal per view

4. If an apple and an orange are walking down the street together, does that make them a pear??

5. What's the most angry computer part?

The keyboard. Everybody is pushing its buttons.

6. Placebo Prevention Pills

Patient: "Doctor, I'm worried that I'll overthink the possible mental side-effects for this new medication I'm on, and placebo myself into having them." Doctor: "No issue there. Just take these Placebo Prevention pills. They'll make sure you don't mentally-think yourself into side effects you don't actually have." Patient: "Thanks! What's in them?" Doctor: "Can't say, but they're guaranteed to work. Take care!" *****Doctor and nurse leave room**** Nurse: "What's in these Placebo Prevention pills? I've never heard of them." Doctor: "Absolutely nothing."

7. Son: “Do trees poop?”

Father: “Of course, where do you think #2 pencils come from?”

8. 3 French cats

Named Un, Deux Trois were out in a sailboat when they hit a rock and put a hole in their hull. Unfortunately Un Deux Trois quatre cinq

9. I was so tired of the Pillsbury Doughboy’s passive-aggressive attitude towards me that I pushed him in the oven.

I just finally wanted to get a rise out of him.

10. There are new studies out linking COVID’s origins to animals.

I think the new theory is pretty batty.

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