Several people died in a remote part of Alaska

The judge determined, “because bears are hungry”. The bear had claws, but the cause was a clause. Therefore, there was no sentence.

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1. Yo mama is so ugly, Scottie beamed her down.

2. Yo mama is so old, her opening crawl reads “In the beginning of time”.

3. Yo mama is so fat, the Sarlacc choked.

4. Yo mama is so fat, Luke Skywalker hid inside of her for warmth.

5. Live, Laugh...

Toaster bath!

6. Where do cows go on Friday nights?

They go to the moo-vies!

7. A zoophiliac, a necrophilliac, a masochist, a sadist, and a satanist are in a room

A zoophiliac, a necrophilliac, a masochist, a sadist, and a satanist are in a room together. "I want to find a cat to fuck" says the zoophilliac "We should sacrifice it to our dark Lord when you're done." says the satanist. "Good idea, but we should cut its eyes out and skin it while its still alive before we kill it" says the sadist "Then after we kill it we can fuck it!"says the necrophiliac The masochist looks around the room. "meow" he says

8. yo mama so stupid she thought black friday was racist

9. What's the benefit of having a prostitute die on you?

The second hour is free.

10. I used to work in a pathology lab

I was asked to leave after one of my reports said ’cause of death: autopsy.

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