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A cheese factory exploded in France!!

Da brie is everywhere!

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1. What do you call when you accidentally cause the death of a homie?

homicide

2. Have you heard of the guy that makes shoes out of fruit?

He's a peach cobbler.

3. Old Memories.

Two elderly couples got together to reminisce about old times and laugh about life. One of the gentlemen, Henry, started raving about this great restaurant he and his wife visited not too long ago. “Really?” The other elderly man asked, “What was the name of it?” Henry thought for a second before asking, “What do you call those flowers that smell really good?” “Which ones?” the other guy asked, “Daisy?” “No, that’s not it” Henry replied. “Tulip?” Henry shook his head. “No, that doesn’t sound right either.” “Rose?” “Yes!” Henry snapped his fingers, “That’s it!” Henry turns to his wife and asked her, “Hey, Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to the other day?”

4. What do you call it when you accidentally tickle a man to death?

Manslaughter

5. Sister Margaret threw some sort of ninja weapon at me.

Must have been a nunchuck.

6. What do you call a fake Sudanese person?

A *pseudonese*.

7. What do you call a fake Sudanese person?

A *pseudonese*.

8. What do you call a Witch at the beach?

A sandwich.

9. Traded in Netflix for nature this afternoon.

Nothing’s ever as relaxing as it streams

10. I’m looking for someone to brush their teeth with me every morning.

Because my dentist says that brushing alone won’t prevent cavities.

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