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Did you hear about the 1000 year old stain they found in Europe?

It's ancient Greece

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1. Yo mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market crashes!

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3. She didn't fit into one post

4. Yo mama so fat

5. What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken

6. What do you call a lesbian on fire?

An LGBBQ.

7. DARK joke.

Dark jokes are like necrophilia. Some of them are dead….and some people like them waaay too much

8. Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

9. What’s the difference between a dick and a joke?

Tom Cruise can’t take a joke

10. Yo mama is so big, orcs follow her around chanting GROND, GROND, GROND

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