My 8 year old started jumping up and down saying I do, I do! I said great then take this wood and pile it up
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...won the Popeular vote.
"Pretty fucking bad," he replied, hanging up the phone.
Turned out to be a sham rock
He said “You’re fired”.
It had to DIAlogue
Little Timmy and his old man were out buying a Christmas tree when Timmy said… “Are you going to put that up yourself Dad?” His Dad replied “no, I’m going to put it up in the lounge room Timmy”.
You are just too tense
Milkman comes by one day and she says can you bring me 25 quarts of milk tomorrow. He says, sure but why? She says I hear it's good for your skin to take a milk bath He says ok but do you want it pasteurized? She says no, just above my tits will be fine.
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