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What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

Don’t know, don’t care.

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1. Why do ducks have tails?

To hide their butt quacks.

2. Just my luck.

Me and my wife like to get crazy. We went to a key party and one by one, different couples went off to a bedroom. My luck, I pulled my own keys, I walked to the bathroom by myself.

3. Why did the belt get arrested?

It held up a pair of pants.

4. Why was the lass scorned from her Amish community?

She was too mennonite.

5. What's brown and sounds like a bell?

DUNGGGGG!!!!!

6. Today my wife told me “I need to go to the bathroom for urination”

I hope she had a better reason, because I am not a nation.

7. Why does U hate V?

Because VWX *snarkle

8. Chinese Food.

Just got my partner with this. I carried in the Chinese takeout. “You got scammed, honey!” She said, “How?” I gave her the wonton soup. “There’s no way that’s one ton of soup.”

9. I laid in bed last night looking up at the stars and wondering..

What the hell happened to my roof?!

10. Why doesn't Randy Newman live in a coastal town?

Because he doesn't like shore people.

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