jokeKing logo
avatar Electronic_Status_80 4 mon.ago

Where does count Dracula buy his drawing supplies?

dadjoke

clean dad joke

4
3
Recommend Jokes

Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

funny dad jokes

funny dad jokes
1. I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn't stay long.

There was something fishy about that place

2. It would be cool if I could 3-D print a copy of my own face

But I'm getting a head of myself

3. I just got attacked by a group of mimes

They did unspeakable things to me

4. What's a cat's favorite color?

Purrgundy. I'm so sorry... I'll leave and never return...

5. What's the Saddest Mountain?

Mount Misery. It's real. It's in Connecticut.

6. What smells like rotten carrots?

Bunny farts. Happy Easter

7. I just heard that Katy Perry stood in a puddle...

And now she's a deep sea diver

8. What’s a pirates favorite of food?

Arrrrr-becue!

9. I asked my wife why do we keep so much loose change around the house...

After she explained it to me it made cents

10. I started investing in stocks

Beef, chicken, and vegetable. Someday soon I hope to be a bouillonaire.

more jokes Here waiting for you

best dad jokesjokes for adult
Welcome to Joker King – Your Daily Dose of Happiness!

Here, we’ve gathered the funniest dad jokes, jokes for kids, funny jokes, witty comebacks, and hilarious memes from across the web. Whether you need stress relief, a quick laugh, or the perfect icebreaker for social situations, we’ve got you covered!

Feeling down? Click in—guaranteed smiles! 😆