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What do you call a ballerina who's become a vampire?

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1. What do you call Katy Perry in a sandbox?

An archeologist

2. What do you call a Cow that fasts during Ramadan?

Mooslim

3. What do you call a godly Scotsman?

Angus Dei

4. If having sex for money makes you a whore...

Then does having sex for free make you a non-profit whoreganisation?

5. I heard skeletons are cowards

They have no guts

6. Did you know that Skeletons are really brave?

They have a lot of spine

7. What is needed to play the rap version of many board games?

Just a Gangsters pair o' dice

8. How long does a jousting match last?

Until knight fall.

9. My girlfriend said „You only want one thing, and it’s disgusting!“

So I agreed, and told her to wash it more thoroughly.

10. What did the dog say when it ate too much?

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