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1. I was going to post a joke about a pig having sex with a flat earther…

But it’s sow fucking stupid.

2. A man was recently beaten to death by a porcelain cow in the rice fields of tibet.

This is the first known case of a knick knack paddy wack. The man's dog, who was very upset, was given a bone to calm him down. However, the people were too distracted to notice that the man's body began to topple down the hill towards his house. He rolled all the way back to the porch of his retirement home.

3. Guys i need help

I just found out my friend tony hauls bull semen in Pennsylvania Close to intercouse blue ball. Lititiz All local town names. Need a dad joke

4. Your dad doesn't have a sense of humour either.

He lacks a gag reflex.

5. What's 2/5 human and 1/2 goat?

Hugo

6. If two vegans are actively quarreling...

is it still called "beef"?

7. What are lesbians favorite flowers

Tulips

8. From the creators of “Timbuk one”…

Comes the riveting sequel “Timbuktu!”

9. They printed my letter to the editor.

I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight.

10. Did you know that Jesus never loses data?

That’s because Jesus saves!

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