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1. I’ve been hearing a lot of Jewish jokes lately…

…Anne Frankly I’m not amused.

2. Dark humor is like water, not everyone gets it

3. What do you call a Pisces hoe?

A deep thot.

4. What do you call a woman who refuses to give head?

An Uber.

5. A woman goes to the doctor and says she’s worried about the the amount of discharge she’s having

No problem says the doctor take off your underpants and lie down. He puts a glove on and lubes his fingers and slides two inside her ‘How does that feel’ he says ‘Lovely’ replies the woman ‘but the discharge is coming out my ears’

6. A co-worker just got into trouble for punching a woman of color at the hardware store…

…in his defense, he was sent there to get a Black and Decker.

7. Yo mama so fat, every time I think about her, she broke my neck

8. A man walks into a library

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"

9. What did the black duck say to the white duck?

"Waddup, Quacker!"

10. Yo mama so ugly her portraits hang themselves

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Yo mama so fat that when she walks in front of the tv i can still see it because her mass causes the light to bend

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