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Eileen I'm sure this has been said before but I just thought of it
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I work at the docks making sure male and female boats aren't put next to each other. I'm in charge of berth control.
Art art art!
A bird was boasting to a tree "I can fly anywhere, I can go to the coast and back and see lots of things" The tree replied, I can't fly, but avocado.
One day, to my surprise, when I entered the classroom I saw that Mitch was sitting in the front row and had a pile of dollar bills with him. Intrigued, I asked him about the money and being up front and he said. “Well, in the last class you told us that today we were going to see the Möbius strip so I came prepared.”
I should have seen the writing on the wall
Because the dog can't open the parachute.
The store keeper asks, "why the long face?" The Horse replies, "I thought this was a bar"
It should be called Insta-grams.
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