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The farmer lets people cross his farm for free.

But the bull charges.

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1. Her side job

Needing some extra cash, a young flight attendant started to gig a few call girl jobs. It was funny- whenever a guy inserted his member, she couldn’t break her habit of saying ‘Welcome aboard!’

2. I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig.

It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.

3. What do you get when you drop a piano down a coal mine?

A flat Miner!

4. I dated a pirate, she was thiccccccc

with seven seas

5. The day after my surgery, the nurse walked in and said, “I’m here to change your dressing.”

I’m like, “Thank God - this vinaigrette sucks!”

6. During a date. She: Can you love forever?

Me: Yes, sure. I love all the adverbs.

7. What's a prostitute's favourite music genre?

Whore-pera!

8. I was getting the edge of myself and a friend said to me "chill, take a breather"

I replied, without having sense "I don't have asthma, give that to my grandpa instead"

9. What did medieval castle guards eat for breakfast?

moatmeal

10. I’ve been selling handbags part time. It’s not a salaried position…

… but I do get a purse sent

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