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My kid got a D in science and wasn't feeling well

It was a low grade fever

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1. Earlier today, I swallowed a bottle of Loperamide

I ain't takin' no shit!

2. Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it got mugged

3. Did you hear about the super-cute puppy that died mysteriously?

They’re performing an Awwwww-topsy.

4. Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I’m not joking…but he is.

5. Women always called me ugly until they learned how much money I have.

After that, they called me ugly and poor.

6. I saw a sign for a yard sale the other day

I thought about checking it out but I already have a yard.

7. I'm the one who tried to sell PacMan to a developer.

They ghosted me.

8. What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Hey bud.

9. Two explorers went deep into the African jungle, where they discovered an ancient, hidden tomb.

Before them was a glittering idol, solid gold and encrusted in precious stones. They stuffed it into their pack and continued exploring, when suddenly they were surrounded by an African tribe. Fierce jungle warriors, wrapped in animal skins and wearing necklaces of human teeth and ears, pointing razor-sharp spears at the terrified explorers. The tribal chief approached them and cried out, "You have stolen the idol of our ancestors!!! You must now choose your fate!" He pointed to the first explorer and said "Death, or Bongo-Bongo?" The explorer didn't need long to think: "Well, I sure don't want to die, I' guess I'll take that Bongo-Bongo". The tribe leapt upon him, tore off all of his clothes, bent him over a tree stump, and one by one brutally "had their way" with him. One after the other, five, ten, twenty warriors, each more vicious than the last. Finally, it was over. The explorer staggered away, blood streaming down his bruised thighs. He collapsed sobbing on the ground as the chief pointed to the second explorer. "What shall be your choice? Death... or Bongo Bongo??" The explorer shook his head. "After seeing that, I guess I'll just choose death!" "SO BE IT!!!" The chief called. "DEATH BY BONGO BONGO!!!"

10. Did you know that nothing in the English language starts with the letter n and ends with the letter g?

If you didn’t know, now you know!

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