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How do snowmen get information?

They search on the winter-net…..

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1. the man who created autocorrect has died

restaurant in peace

2. A ladder, a phone, a chair and a dildo are playing poker

Ladder says "I raise", hearing that phone says "I call", hearing that chair says "I fold" and lastly hearing all that dildo says "I'm all in". Edit 1:- I'm confused with all the mixed thoughts about this joke here, some people found it inappropriate to post it here while some did not. I didn't mean to post it for kids, its for you all to laugh it off. I mean it is silly and funny.

3. What amusement park do cows go to?

Knott’s Dairy Farm.

4. What amusement park do cows go to?

Knott’s Dairy Farm.

5. Modern Russian joke: two conscripts are sitting in a frozen trench somewhere in Ukraine.

It's cold and muddy, there are rats everywhere, shells are exploding all around. It's been three days without sleep, a week without a warm meal, and the rest of their squad mates are lying dead. One conscript turns to the other, and says, "look at the bright side, at least it's not the horrible COVID years when we were forced to sit in our warm apartments and watch TV all day!"

6. Two perfect logicians walk into a bar

The bartender says, "What can I get for you?" Logician 1 says, "I don't know." Logician 2 says, "I don't know either." Logician 1 says, "I'll have beer, please."

7. A guy goes to a bookstore

A guy goes to a bookstore and asks if they have a copy of Les Miserables. The store clerk says: try looking in the self-help section.

8. Look, I know I’m an alcoholic…

I just want my family to not wine about it.

9. Rooster and Donkey

If you are a donkey and I am a rooster and I break my two feet off in you what do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass, 😂🤣

10. What do people with cavities wear ?

Their T-Thirt (teeth hurt).

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