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What do you call a sultan’s wife?

A sultana but only if it’s his currant wife and only if they are raisin children

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1. India is great at healing broken bones.

They have a cast system.

2. What's the shortest length of wood possible?

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3. A Polite Metalhead meets a Jazz Elitist

The Metalhead asks: "Why are you so on edge all the time? So angry?" The Jazz Elitst replies with a sigh: "It's the lack of sax."

4. Don't call me average.

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5. A nun rides in a train.

A lady enters and sits next to her, wearing a beautiful fur coat. **Nun**: What a beautiful coat! How much did it cost you? **Woman**: That? A night of love. Then, she takes off her gloves. A beautiful ring with an emerald sits on her finger. **Nun**: My, how much did that ring cost you? **Woman**: Three nights of love. Then, she takes off her coat. The nun sees a beautiful diamond necklace. **Nun**: Oh, my! How much did that beauty cost? **Woman**: Ten nights of love. Evening. The nun is back at the monastery, sitting in her room. Suddenly, there is a knock on the door. **Nun**: Who's there? **Male Voice**: It's me, Brother Andre. **Nun**: Shove off, Brother, both you and those lollipops of yours!

6. Knock Knock

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7. What does a knight say to his king when the party is over?

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8. If the kung fu panda is sick...

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9. Why do fishmongers have a hard time arguing with their girlfriends?

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