He’s a deadbeat and she’s a rotten tomato.
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The first man says “ I have so much trouble going number one. It comes out in spits and sputters and takes forever. I would give anything to have a good pee.” The second man says “With me, it’s number two. I am so backed up. It’s horrible. I really need to take a good crap.” The third man nods and says “Well for me, it’s all very regular. At 7AM every morning I do number one like a fountain. It comes out perfectly in flowing stream. And number two also happens at the same time, and my bowels empty completely, as smooth as flowing lava.” The other two men look at each other, confused and ask “That doesn’t sound bad at all. What’s the problem?” “The problem,” says the third man, “is that I don’t get out of bed until 9:30!”
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Army..
It's called The High Ground
It’s naan of your business.
Wife: I want to donate my clothes to poor starving people. Husband: If they can fit in your clothes, they’re not starving. His funeral is Tuesday
I said, "It's not a smellphone!"
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