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What’s cold, squeaky and cats find delicious?

Mice cream.

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1. My wife has the cutest little gemstone pin she likes to wear on her hat. But I accidentally broke it this morning.

I don't know how to brooch the subject to her.

2. What did the health inspector say to the restaurant owner before he shut the place down?

The thyme has cum

3. Don't ever throw sodium chloride at someone

That's a salt

4. They say one friend out of every group has a dark sense of humor.

If it's not you... it's definitely about you.

5. Why did the orphan go to church?

To find someone to call Father.

6. My dog lost its voice

I didn't really need another subwoofer but here I am

7. What’s the difference between a joke and a tragedy?

Timing.

8. What's the curfew at the all-girls school?

Lights out at 10; candles out at 10:05

9. I thought about starting a pessimist club,

But I didn’t think it would work.

10. My dentist wants me to stop boofing sweet tea.

She says I have a huge anal cavity.

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