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Why does the person who runs Times Square feel like a failure?

They always drops the ball….

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1. Did you hear about the snowman who had a temper tantrum?

He had a meltdown

2. Watching Muhammad Ali fight dementia was better than the Tyson and Paul fight.

3. What music do I listen to while fishing?

Something catchy.

4. Jake Paul is preparing for a religeous experience

Because Mike Tyson's gonna hit him in the faith

5. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, what would that make them?

Alloys…..

6. Why do people get more religious as they get older?

They're cramming for the final Edit: it's a joke people. This isn't /r/philosophy

7. Did you hear about the werewolf with a YouTube channel?

He’s a Lycansubscribe

8. Your mama so dumb she took a job with a lot of percs cause she thought she gonna get pain killers.

9. Donald Duck, Woody Woodpecker and Tweetie dissolved their partnership and closed down their company

They couldn't agree on which one of them should be Chairman of the Bird

10. yo mama so fat, your dad can recite every single country, city and street by looking at the world map tatooed on her back

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