Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
theJoneser 4 mon.agoHe pulled alongside the car was astounded to see that the old woman behind the wheel was knitting, completely oblivious to the patrol car’s flashing lights and siren. The officer shouted over his loudspeaker, “Pull over!” “No,“ the old lady yelled back, “it’s a scarf!”
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Two young women athletes on a trip to a competition decided to save money by sharing a hotel room. During the first night, they undressed and slid into the king-sized bed. When one of them snuggled up to the other, she said, “There’s something I need to tell you about me, so let me be frank.” “No,” said the other, “I’d rather not do it that way. Let me be Frank.”
Husband: Work today was terrible Wife: Why, what happened? Husband: Well, I stuck my d*ck in the meat slicer… Wife: Oh my god! Are you okay??? Husband: Yeah, but I got fired... And so did the meat slicer
She shouted out, "who's there" a voice replied it's the blind man, she says "come in" he replies nice tits now where do you want the blind!!
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As they’re about to order, the bartender holds his hand up to stop them and says, “I think I have just the thing for each of you. Give me a minute.” He returns in a moment and gives the first two cats each a bowl of milk. He hands a bowl with a single piece of fur to the third cat. Puzzled, the third cat asks “What’s this supposed to be? Why do you think I’d want a piece of fur?” The bartender says, “Well, that’s not just any piece of fur, it's the hair of the dog that bit you.”
Barium.
You know what? I'm exstatic
A Roman Catholic
(with a southern drawl) Don't matter, he ain't comn'
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