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1. Why did the two aging paints fall in love?

They found each other very appealing.

2. Yo I met kid with down syndrome and I said hey buddy just look up and u got up syndrome

Am I mean or not

3. Yo Mama’s so fat, every key is the pound key.

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I like to call Best Western hotels, and when they answer with "hello, best western", I like to answer "McClintoch" and then hang up. 🤣

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I like to call Best Western hotels, and when they answer with "hello, best western", I like to answer "McClintoch" and then hang up. 🤣

6. If a giraffe were the first artificial satellite to orbit Earth, what would it have been called?

Sputneck.

7. The Value of the Dollar

We all need to break our S for $.

8. I threw a ball and yelled kobe!

I missed coworker said I didn't make it. I replied neither did he.

9. What’s the difference between ducks and people who skip out at restaurants without paying?

Ducks take care of their bills.

10. What do a marksman and a bartender have in common?

They both make shots.

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