New Hire: Sure. It’s “Push”. I saw it on the door as I came in.
Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.
In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!
It was a Shih Tzu.
Not wanting to wake his wife up he tiptoes up the stairs swaying right and left with shoes in his hand. He loses his balance and falls right onto his ass from the stairs and he happened to have those small glass bottles in his back pocket and they cut him up pretty bad. He is hurting and somehow manages to find some band-aids in the cabinet and he applies them on his wounds by looking into the mirror. The next morning his wife wakes him up and says that she knows he was drunk last night. Perplexed he asks her how she knew about it. She replies,"There were band aids stuck on the mirror."
My daughter, she’s addicted to pickles, it’s a real sour situation. I don’t know how to dill with it. Seeing children without this addiction makes me green with envy, eventually, I think she’ll be vine.
"Can he log ins?"
His homi
But I couldn't get a word out...he was always butting in!
she said, “ I’m giving a shoutout to my peeps!”
It has an X-O-skeleton.
They’re calling it Meincraft!
more jokes Here waiting for you
best dad jokesjokes for adultHere, we’ve gathered the funniest dad jokes, jokes for kids, funny jokes, witty comebacks, and hilarious memes from across the web. Whether you need stress relief, a quick laugh, or the perfect icebreaker for social situations, we’ve got you covered!
Feeling down? Click in—guaranteed smiles! 😆