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What topping will ruin a pizza?

Nitro-glycerine

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1. It was pretty difficult getting a third daughter

I mean, it took me a second to get here

2. You know diarrhea is hereditary?

It runs in your jeans.

3. How do you know you’re a pirate?

You just arr.

4. Did you hear about the pirate who became a great chef?

He mastered the seas-onings.

5. If you really want to sing with a friend..

Just duet.

6. A blond fellow takes his date to a fancy restaurant to impress her. The waiter asks if he’d like to order some wine. Struggling with the wine list, the blond says “Bring us a bottle of cab-err-nett so-vig-non”.

The waiter responds, “Excellent choice. And what year?” The blond replies “Well, duh - we want it now!”

7. A blonde gets pulled over by a cop…

A blonde gets pulled over by a cop and he asks to see her driver’s license. The blonde says “What’s that?” The cop replies “Well, it’s a little plastic thing with your face on it.” The blonde goes through her handbag, pulls out a makeup mirror and gives it to the cop. He stares at it for a few seconds and says “Why didn’t you tell me you were a police officer?”

8. Why is England the wettest country?

Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.

9. What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea Clinton.

10. Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal?

Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

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