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The FDA has issued a notice about animal crackers.

They're warning people not to eat them if the seal is broken.

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1. What did one egg say to the other egg?

"Come on ova!"

2. Your mom so fat she is visible on the world map

3. What do you call a fake iron man?

Phony Stark

4. What do you call an imitation eastern religious figure?

I Can't Believe It's Not Buddha

5. Why did the comedian ask someone to pass them the bread?

They were trying to get on a roll……

6. Yo momma so fat, she fell down and broke her leg and gravy poured out.

7. Here is a joke about sausage:

Nevermind. It's the wurst.

8. A bag of garbage loves me and wants to marry me. I just can’t.

The whole situation stinks.

9. What helps you breath smell funny?

*Pun*ish mint

10. Make sure you add a small amount of ground sesame to the hummus.

Just a tahini bit.

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