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People say age is just a number…

…when it is clearly a word.

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1. Not a joke

Just a thank you to all you posters who give me good clean jokes, I send a video every morning from work for my 10 year old daughter so she can start her day with a groan and a chuckle. Much love to you all!!

2. Why are mascara, eyeliner and lipstick never mad at each other?

Because they always make up.

3. Did you hear the one about the father and his son?

It's a dad joke.

4. What did the lunch box say to the refrigerator?

Don't hate me because I'm a little cooler….

5. The power went out and my sister-in-law called and said they were going to Chick-fil-A for dinner. Do you think they have power?

I told her, chicken fingers crossed!

6. I read a couple of jokes from this sub to a mime today.

He was speechless.

7. Why didn’t the sick toast go to the doctor?

Because he was already feeling breader.

8. I have been waiting to watch this movie but it never comes out.

I think it’s called constipation.

9. Why do seaguls fly over the ocean?

Because if they flew over bays, they would be called bagels.

10. Your momma’s so fat, she doesn’t just bend spacetime—she broke it, creating a gravitational singularity where every buffet within a 10-mile radius now orbits her in a cosmic dance of endless appetizers

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