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I sold my vacuum the other day.

All it was doing was collecting dust.

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1. Please don't type Part A backwards

It's a trap!

2. I buy all my guns from a guy called T-Rex

He's a small arms dealer

3. What did one plate say to another?

Dinner’s on me!

4. My 10 year old's joke

Say 'I hate happiness' without the 'H's'

5. Ha ha hee hee ho ho

I saw a homeless woman on the street when I was walking home one day with my friend I said to my friend, "God! I just wish I could take her home!" I guess I said it a little too loudly, because she walked over and said, smiling, "Excuse me, but I overheard you and... Yes, you can." Now, her expression quickly changed when she saw me dismantling her tent.

6. You hear all the talk about the boarding house that blew up?

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7. Best job in the solar system.

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8. In Light of Easter, and of course Jesus

Four nuns are standing in line for confession. The first nun says, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I touched a man’s private parts.” The priest asks, “What part of your body did you use?” She replies, “My right hand.” The priest instructs her to dip her right hand in holy water and say ten Hail Marys. The second nun steps in and confesses, “I touched a man’s private parts with my left hand.” The priest gives her the same penance. As the third nun is about to enter, the fourth nun pushes ahead. The priest asks, “Why did you push ahead in line?” She responds, “Because I want to gargle the holy water before she sits in it!”

9. I am not running away from hard work.

I am too lazy to do that.

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