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What did the bailiff say to the soufflé in court?

Will the defendant please rise?

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1. yo mama so extravagant

Yo mama is so extravagantly, ridiculously, obscenely wealthy that when she decided she wanted a better view from her mansion, she didn’t just renovate—she commissioned NASA, SpaceX, and a team of intergalactic architects to realign the constellations so Orion’s Belt would match her diamond collection. When she takes a vacation, she doesn’t book a five-star resort—she *buys* the entire island, renames it after herself, and hires the ocean to adjust the tide to her mood. In fact, she’s so rich that when she drops a penny, Wall Street adjusts the global economy *just in case* it was on purpose!

2. yo mama so black

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3. Yo mama’s so slow, she went to a snail race and came in third… behind a rock and a tree. Then she asked the tree for directions to the finish line, but the rock told her it was still 10 minutes away, so she had to wait for the snail to take a nap before she could catch up

Yo mama’s so slow, she went to a snail race and came in third… behind a rock and a tree. Then she asked the tree for directions to the finish line, but the rock told her it was still 10 minutes away, so she had to wait for the snail to take a nap before she could catch up

4. yo mama so ugly

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5. yo mama so fat

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6. Why don't you make like yo mama's virginity and get as lost as possible?

7. Ya manmyq mad e me feel weird

8. Why was the dog satisfied with all his digging?

He was impressed with it as a hole.

9. Why was the broom late for work?

It over swept.

10. The younger villagers argue that the water has always been this close. But the older generation knows it used to be much futher away.

It's just because of the recent sea by us.

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