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Why does Luke Skywalker hate English cars?

They are Right-Hand Drive!

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1. Both my mother and father have 5 sisters each. I bought an apartment complex for them all to live in.

They’re my ten-aunts

2. How does a scorpion catch criminals?

with a *sting* operation.

3. I was arrested for eating Cheetos.

They caught me red handed.

4. I don't like playing Yahtzee....

It's a *dicey* game!

5. Why did the zombie keep eating his mother after she fell on the floor?

She was still oedipal.

6. What did gold and silver say when copper was too nosey?

*Mind your own bismuth!*

7. How are friends and snowflakes alike?

They both disappear if you pee on them.

8. I asked my dog what's two minus two

He said nothing. Which, honestly, is the correct answer and kind of impressive.

9. When I die I want to go peaceful and in my sleep like Grandpa.

Not screaming and terrified like the other people in his car.

10. My nunchuck skills are whirled beating.

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