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How much does it cost to run Santa’s sleigh?

Eight bucks….. Nine if the weather is bad…….

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1. Anecdotal evidence indicates Dad jokes are hereditary, and may transmit subconsciously.

Kid describing a video game he's playing: "And if he (the big bad) is in the kitchen, you're cooked." Me, reaching out for a fist bump: "Aw, yeah! That's a good one!" Kid: ... Me: "Don't leave me hanging!" Kid, sliding down in his chair: "I can't believe I said that..."

2. Feeling rundown

I’ve been feeling quite rundown and moody lately. I googled my symptoms and it said kids, I have kids.

3. What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope?

They kaleidoscope!

4. I moved all my retirement investments to Campbell’s Soup.

It's something called a Broth IRA.

5. A drunk goes to court. The judge says, ‘You’ve been brought here for drinking.’

The drunk says, ‘Great. Let’s get started.’

6. If I have twin daughters I am going to name one Kate…

And the other DupliKate

7. My wife said to me what starts with F and ends with K

I said no it doesn’t

8. Why did the coffee go to the police?

It got mugged.

9. I tried to explain to my dog what a metaphor was.

He just looked at me like I was barking up the wrong tree.

10. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

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