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How much does it cost to run Santa’s sleigh?

Eight bucks….. Nine if the weather is bad…….

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1. What brand distills whiskey in space?

Jhonnie Skywalker

2. Why did the car get a flat tire?

Because there was a fork in the road.

3. Did you read that book written by a drunk Mexican?

It’s called Tequila mockingbird.

4. Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Never mind, it’s over your head

5. My wife was mad at me for ruining our anniversary.

I don't know how, I didn't even know it was today. 🤷🏿‍♂️

6. Just Quentin Tarantino.

How many filmmakers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7. I'm creating a faith based adult website.

It's called Kingdom-cum

8. What is a german chicken’s favorite beer?

A triple bock

9. Never underestimate the impact learning a foreign language can have on your career

An anaconda friend of mine was floundering in her job until she learned Python.

10. When I was a kid, I made a really big sandcastle with my grandma.

>!Unfortunately, that didn't impress anyone at the cremation...!<

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