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Did you hear Mrs. Claus got Santa a new refrigerator for Christmas?

His face lights up every time he opens it…..

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1. My wife

just finished just finished repairing the holes in a bunch of my wool socks. She asked me to deal with it. I don’t know what she wants me to do with these darned socks.

2. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-NA

3. I used to work at a Michelin star restaurant.

It was great until the chef retired and the food got rubbery.

4. What's the only fast food restaurant with a vegetable in its name?

Bur gherkin...

5. Your cat has *distain* for you.

As in: “Remember when I made *’dis stain* on the carpet?”

6. Your cat has *distain* for you.

As in: “Remember when I made *’dis stain* on the carpet?”

7. What time of the day do parents change the most diapers?

In the wee hours.

8. I banged my bosses daughter today!

I'm self employed.

9. A ghost tries to scare a guy.

The guy said, you in a blanket isn't scaring anyone. The ghost said, this is boo sheet.

10. A new shop is selling aromatic penny's.

They only come in one scent.

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