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What do you call an abominable snowman that throws snowballs?

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1. How do you call a Country which disapproves of everything you do?

Condemnation

2. A scarecrow’s favorite band is Counting Crows.

But he has seen A Flock of Seagulls.

3. Customer: look, I bought this shirt yesterday and when I got it back home, I found this huge great rip in the back. I want my money back.

Shopkeeper: I'm afraid we don't give refunds sir. Customer: But that sign says "MONEY REFUNDED IF NOT SATISFACTORY" Shopkeeper: It certainly does sir, but there was nothing wrong with your money.

4. It is better to have loved a short man

Than to not have loved a tall.

5. My eye hurts when I drink tea

The doctor said it's because of the spoon

6. The moon and the Earth are good friends.

They’ve been going around together for years

7. A man was walking through a rather seedy section of town, when a bum walked up to him and asked the man for two dollars.

The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum replied, "No." Then the man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man asked the bum, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"

8. What's a rooster's favorite type of event?

A cocktail party

9. What do you call a Chinese lawyer

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