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avatar alihmcm 4 mon.ago

This doesn't really work in text, but it was cute so I decided to share it (a grade 3 student of mine caught me out with it):

Student: Ten plus ten is the same as eleven plus eleven. Me: No, it isn't! Student: It is, because ten plus ten equals twenty, and eleven plus eleven equals twenty too (twenty-two). I had to chuckle.

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